Shadow Puppets
Count the TP Squares
Play solitaire with 51 cards
Create prank signs to tape to the window
Sprayed disinfectant on the mail, now I don’t know who I owe money to
I’ve already washed the skin off my hands, now I’m almost out of soap
For the hypochondriac, I just discovered their is no filter in the air purifier
Even the Zombies are running from me…
Mike Petruccelli's Bus Stop 